What a fucking waste of an outfit
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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