Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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