Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
my poor anus
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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