3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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