do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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