people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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