Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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