i just google imaged poop.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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