sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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