She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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