that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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