3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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