Whoa Z and x make the same sound
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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