He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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