What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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