Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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