Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
NoShamevember. You game?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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