Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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