Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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