Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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