why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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