Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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