Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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