What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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