grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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