im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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