no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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