butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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