Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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