i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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