so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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