There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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