your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
no you cant smoke seaweed
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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