I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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