check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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