I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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