Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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