The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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