Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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