definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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