who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Everyone says I win the strip club
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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