i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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