We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just found puke in my bra..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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