i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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