its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize