Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I don't think brook has ever known best
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it because I queefed?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
