I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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