i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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