You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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