woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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