Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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