I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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