One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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