There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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